{"id":1448,"date":"2009-10-19T05:38:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-19T05:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fwback-wp.devbs.de\/news\/gastebucheintrag-der-woche\/"},"modified":"2009-10-19T05:38:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-19T05:38:00","slug":"gas-station-entry-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"news","link":"https:\/\/sebastianfitzek.de\/en\/news\/gastebucheintrag-der-woche\/","title":{"rendered":"Guestbook Entry of the Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n

I know the week is still young \u2013 but this post made me laugh so much that I've spontaneously declared it the \u201eGuestbook Entry of the Week\u201c: <\/p>\n

Martin \u2013 one of your victims\n\nDear Mr. Fitzek,\n\nI would like my private life back. I only know the titles of your books and haven't read any of them to this day. However, I have a cousin who has poor eyesight and therefore cannot surf the internet, but she devours your audiobooks with passion and talks about nothing else. And then she \u201eannoys\u201c me on the phone, like just now for the last 80 minutes, asking me to look up everything possible about you on Wikipedia and your homepage. If it continues like this, I'll soon need therapy and my own room where the carpets run up the walls. If you want to do me a favor, please, you or Mr. J\u00e4ger, hold a reading here in NRW soon, otherwise my cousin will really drive me insane, making me check your website weekly. She only speaks in the highest tones about your works and thinks I should finally put aside \"Lord of the Rings\" and read one of your works. We shall see.\n\nA perhaps future fan\n10\/19\/2009 at 7:53 PM<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ich wei\u00df, die Woche ist noch jung – aber dieser Beitrag hier hat mich so zum Lachen gebracht, dass ich ihn spontan zum „G\u00e4stebucheintrag der Woche“ gek\u00fcrt habe: Martin – eines Ihrer Opfer Sehr geehrter Hr. Fitzek, ich h\u00e4tte gerne mein Privatleben wieder. Von Ihren B\u00fcchern kenne ich nur die Titel und habe bis heute […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"news-type":[],"class_list":["post-1448","news","type-news","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":{"thumbnail_as_hero":false},"yoast_head":"\nSebastian Fitzek - G\u00c4STEBUCHEINTRAG DER WOCHE<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/sebastianfitzek.de\/en\/news\/gas-station-entry-of-the-week\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Sebastian Fitzek - G\u00c4STEBUCHEINTRAG DER WOCHE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Ich wei\u00df, die Woche ist noch jung – aber dieser Beitrag hier hat mich so zum Lachen gebracht, dass ich ihn spontan zum „G\u00e4stebucheintrag der Woche“ gek\u00fcrt habe: Martin – eines Ihrer Opfer Sehr geehrter Hr. 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