I know the week is still young – but this post made me laugh so much that I've spontaneously declared it the „Guestbook Entry of the Week“:
Martin – one of your victims Dear Mr. Fitzek, I would like my private life back. I only know the titles of your books and haven't read any of them to this day. However, I have a cousin who has poor eyesight and therefore cannot surf the internet, but she devours your audiobooks with passion and talks about nothing else. And then she „annoys“ me on the phone, like just now for the last 80 minutes, asking me to look up everything possible about you on Wikipedia and your homepage. If it continues like this, I'll soon need therapy and my own room where the carpets run up the walls. If you want to do me a favor, please, you or Mr. Jäger, hold a reading here in NRW soon, otherwise my cousin will really drive me insane, making me check your website weekly. She only speaks in the highest tones about your works and thinks I should finally put aside "Lord of the Rings" and read one of your works. We shall see. A perhaps future fan 10/19/2009 at 7:53 PM